[Healeys] FW: TALKING CLOCK, friday funny

[insptwo at msn.com]

 TALKING CLOCKA drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of
his friends late one night.  He led the way to his bedroom where there was a
big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's with that big brass gong?'one of the
guests asked. 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,'the drunk replied. 'A
talking clock? Seriously?'asked his astonished friend. 'Yup,'replied the
drunk. 'How's it work?'the friend asked, squinting at it. 'Watch,'the drunk
replied.  He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an  ear-shattering pound, and
stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly,
someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You  asshole.....it's
three-fifteen in the morning!'


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