[Healeys] Friday Funny... Little Boy On A Bus

[Rich C]

Subject: Little Boy On A Bus



 A little boy got on the bus, sat  next to a man reading a
book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father'.

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that".

The priest looked up from his book and answered,
''I am the Father of many".

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two  grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said.  'I am the Father of
hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom,and put your pants
on backwards instead of your collar.'