[Healeys] Late or Early Friday Funny - OZ WORDS

[pennell at cox.net]

Patrick,

Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand partially.

Keith Pennell

> G'day
> 
> It's Sunday evening and yes I know that I'm late for last Friday's Funnies
> and way too early for next Friday's. 
> 
> So I though I would break with tradition by throwing in a Sunday night
> funny. Having to go to work tomorrow, I need something. Perhaps this will
> help?
> 
> If not, they are bound to make you think.
> 
> Hoo Roo
> 
> Patrick Quinn
> Sydney, Australia 
> 
> The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were
> asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a
> witty definition.
>             
> Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand entirely:
> 
>             Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
> 
>             Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet.
> 
>             Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
> 
>             Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
> 
>             Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
> 
>             Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around
> the floor
> 
>             Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in
> search of sexual activity.
> 
>             Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
> crustaceans
> 
>             Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average
> when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
> 
>             Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
> 
>             And for the Kiwi's amongst us: Shornbag: a particularly