[Healeys] On the Road to Conclave (Day 4) - Part 2

[E.A. Driver]

Just beautiful, just beautiful  Carlos!!!

Kind regards
Ed
Saskatoon

Carlos Cruz wrote:
> There are two tarantulas sitting road-side in the American southwest waiting for a red Healey from Maryland to drive by.  
>    
>   The first tarantula says to the second, "There are three humans in a red Healey.  One is Ted Kozinski, one is Osma Bin Laden and one is a lawyer.  You have enough venom to bite and kill three times before you die.  What do you do?"
>    
>   The second tarantula doesn't even think and quickly responsds, "that's easy.  Bite the lawyer three times".
>    
>   Insert rim shot here...
>   Cheers,
>   Carlos
>    
>   PS:  No insects were harmed in telling of this tarantula tale...
>    
>    
>   
>
> "E.A. Driver" <edriver at sasktel.net> wrote:
>   Michael, old friend, read the "sentence" again - nowhere is the word 
> insect used, nor
> is it implied.
> Kind regards
> Ed
>
>
> Awgertoo at aol.com wrote:
>   
>> Ed--
>>
>> I said that they JUMP--everyone knows that spiders are not insects and 
>> cannot fly!
>>
>> Best--Michael
>> ---------------------------------------------
>>
>> In a message dated 6/26/2008 12:09:57 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, 
>> edriver at sasktel.net writes:
>>
>> Now I'm really concern about Michael comment on the flying
>> tarantulas -
>> a quick review of Pettingill's
>> "A guide to bird finding west of the Mississippi" and several notable
>> books on Arachnida reveal nothing. 
>>
>>
>>
>>
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