[Healeys] Friday Funnies

[Randy Dickson]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN....                                     
                                                                           
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the  word
"fascinate" in a sentence.                   
                                           

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's   farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."      

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".                    
 
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City  and I was
fascinated."                       

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to  use the
word "fascinate."                      
 
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word "fascinate",             so she called on him.


Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater              
with ten buttons, but her    
tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
            
The teacher sat down and cried.   




Randy
Healey-Archaeologist
63 BJ7