[Healeys] Friday Funnies; Rev. Ole and Pastor Sven

[Robert Larson]

Wait just a minute here!!  Why are you picking on the Swedes and 
Norwegians??  I resemble that remark....

They are very creative people.  Did you know the Swedes invented the 
toilet seat??   20 years later the
Norwegians invented the hole in it......

Bob

Editorgary at aol.com wrote:

>Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor
>Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw
>them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that
>reads: 
>  
> 'Da End iss Near!  Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!  Before It's Too Late!'
>  
> As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled: 
>'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'  From the curve we heard screeching
>tires and
>a big splash...
>  
> Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks:
>  
> 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out' ?