[Healeys] Friday Funnies; Rev. Ole and Pastor Sven

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Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor
Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw
them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that
reads: 
  
 'Da End iss Near!  Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!  Before It's Too Late!'
  
 As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled: 
'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'  From the curve we heard screeching
tires and
a big splash...
  
 Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks:
  
 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out' ?


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