[Healeys] Friday Funnies

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Subject: The  Texan
 
As the bus  stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her 
skirt was too  tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first 
step of the bus.  Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, 
she reached  behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would 
give her enough  slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to 
discover that she  couldn't.So, a little more embarrassed, she once again 
reached behind her to  unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time 
attempted the step. Once  again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. 
With a little smile to  the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a 
little more and again was unable  to take the step.About this time, a large Texan 
who was standing behind her  picked her up easily by the waist and placed her 
gently on the step of the  bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be 
Samaritan and yelled, "How  dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you 
are! "The Texan smiled and  drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with 
you, but after you unzipped  my fly three times, I kinda figured we was  
friends."


 



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