[Healeys] FW: Murphy's other laws!

[Mark Goodman]

*Murphy's Lesser Known Laws *

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.


2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog.


7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by
those who got there first.


8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.


10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.





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