[Healeys] Saturday Funny

[Basil Shadlun]

I am sure that some of you have heard this before, but 
  for all of you that don't like the corruption in the government
  you will find this funny.
   
  A politician dies and when he does an angel comes to ask him
  whether he wants to go to heaven or hell. Which ever he choses he will have to spend eternity at. The politician can't decide however.
   
  The angel then says that he will show the man best of both worlds.
   
  The angel first takes him to hell where the politician meets all of his friends
  who have died before him, they then go to a beautiful country club where they 
  play 18 holes of golf, they then drink the finest wine and eat lobster and steak.
   
  The angel then takes him to heaven where he sees people laying around listening 
  to music and having a good time, but not as good as a time as in hell.
   
  The man then says to the angel that he will go to hell rather than heaven, the 
  angel then escorts him into a golden elevator and says goodbye.
   
  When the elevator doors open he sees that hell is a desert wasteland and all
  of his friends are dressed in rags and looking through garbage for food.
   
  The Devil himself then appears to give the man his rags. The man asks where
  the country club, the wine, and the lobster are that he saw yesterday.
   
  The Devil smiles and says "Yesterday... I was campaigning."
   
   
  Basil

       
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