[Healeys] Friday night funny.

[James Lea]

 A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings 
and
made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away 
when
his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and
then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I 
stole the
paintings.  I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to someone
else.)

Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.

Cheers, JL