[Healeys] Friday funnies

[John Sims]

Almost Friday in England so here goes:

College Humor from the University of California, Berkeley Pelican humor
magazine, September, 1938 (Go Bears) - Ads says three star special
--haircut, shampoo and rinse and styled finger wave (for women) $1.50
Strapless evening gowns $16.95 at the Gray Shop -- You Bay Area people may
remember that store. Capwell's in Oakland, CA Wool dresses $6.95


And then there was the one about the electrical engineer who couldn't sit
still because he got amps in his pants.

Sorority Pledge -- Why don't you keep your money in your stocking anymore?
Sorority Sister -- I'm afraid of a run on the bank.

Philosophy 1A Caution is a most valuable asset in fishing, especially if you
are a fish.


She was only a clerk's daughter, but she had everyone on a string.

She was only a baker's daughter, but she knew when to need dough

She was only a professor's daughter, but she learned her lesson.

She was only a fireman's daughter, but she sure did go to blazes.

She was only a photographer's daughter, but she was well developed.

She was only an electrician's daughter, but she went haywire.

She was only a plumber's daughter, but she had good connections.

She was only a bartender's daughter, but she was a good mixer.

She was only a blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.

She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.

She was only a milkman's daughter but she was the cream of the crop.

She was only a cowpuncher's daughter, but she knew the ropes.

She was only a convict's daughter but she knew all the bars.

She was only a parson's daughter, but she had her following.

She was only a fisherman's daughter, but she hooked the suckers.

She was only a boxer's daughter but she knew when to faint.

She was only a carpenter's daughter, but she nailed her men.

She was only a creditor's daughter but she allowed no advances.

She was only a surgeon's daughter, but oh what a cut up.



John Sims, BN6
Aberdeen, NJ
 
www.healey6.com