[Healeys] More Friday Funnies

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"Good..Better...Best"

GOOD.
In  Jackson, MS, a State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
spot to  watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered
the problem. A  12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read  "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a
young accomplice down the road  with a sign reading, "TIPS" and bucket
full of money. (And we used to just  sell lemonade!)


BETTER.
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car  speeding through an
automated radar post in Jackson, MS. A $40 speeding  ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of  $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of  handcuffs.

BEST!
A young woman was pulled over in Durant, MS for  speeding. As the 
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his  ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the  MS State
Police Ball.
" He replied, "MS  State Troopers don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence while she  smiled and he realized what he'd
just  said..
 
He then closed his book, got back in  his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her  car.







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