[Healeys] Friday Funny

[Carlos Cruz]

A CRUSTY OLD MAN

A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and
says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The
astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood
you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn
church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this church."  The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study
to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not
have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the
pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There
is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn
lottery and I want to join this damn Church to get rid of some of this damn
money."

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time.
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