[Healeys] FW: THE POWER OF BEER early friday funny if it goes thru

[Tom Felts]

FOFLMAS!!!!!!!!!!  loved it. 


> [Original Message]
> From: <insptwo at msn.com>
> To: <healeys at autox.team.net>
> Date: 8/30/2007 6:33:52 PM
> Subject: [Healeys] FW: THE POWER OF BEER early friday funny if it goes
thru
>
> >Power of Beer
> >
> >A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and 
> >informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The
son 
> >is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he
can, 
> >with love and compassion.
> >
> >After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes 
> >him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up 
> >the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons
looking 
> >on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy
takes 
> >his first sip of alcohol.
> >
> >Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts
into 
> >whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son t o drink again. The 
> >patrons chant "Take another drink!"
> >
> >The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip!
Plop!! 
> >Two arms pop out.
> >
> >
> >The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink 
> >again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!" The 
> >bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, 
> >shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.
> >
> >
> >By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, 
> >grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop
out. 
> >The bar is in chaos.
> >
> >
> >The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands
up 
> >on his new legs and stumbles to the left, then to the right, then
staggers 
> >right through the front door into the street where a truck runs over him 
> >and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
> >
> >
> >The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,
> >
> >
> >
> >(Wait for it)
> >
> >*
> >
> >(It's coming)
> >
>
> >
> >(Ya ready?)
> >
> >*>*
> >
> >(Don't hate me)
> >>*
> >
> >(Your gonna hate me)
> >
>
> >
> >
> >(Take a deep breath)
> >
>
> >
> >
> >"He should've quit while he was a head!"
> >
> >
> Bill
> BJ7
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