[Bmcu] BMCU missive

[duff_lawson at att.net]

I found this on an MG thread that I follow.  duff

Will You Love Me In December Author Unknown

Will you love me when my battery's down
And when my engine starts to skip?
When my differential's different
And my clutch begins to slip?
When my inner tubes need patching
And my fenders start to squeak?
When my carburetor's rusty
And my radiator leaks?

When my drive-shaft needs new bearings
Will you make an awful fuss?
When I'm no longer a "self-starter"
Will you crank-and-crank and cuss?
When my axle's bent and worthless
I wonder what you'll say?
Will you love me in December, dear,
As once you did in May?

When my wipers fail to function,
when my tail light's on the bum,
When my steering-rod grows shaky
And my motor fails to hum.
When I seem to go to pieces
And just rattle everywhere,
And just can't go it seems no more;
Tell me darling, will you care?

Will you love me when the time comes
When my spark plugs fail to spark?
When I'm sluggish on cold mornings
And its hard to make me start?
When I go wobbling down the road
While others pass us by,
Will you lean back - all disgusted
And heave a bitter sigh?

And when we write that final page
Which spells, "My pep is spent,"
And each decides I'm all played out
My ignitions wires all bent;
When Autumn leaves are falling
And life's race is nearly run,
Will you still be true and love me
For the good things I've done?