[6pack] IRISH confession

[Bud Rolofson]

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On Mar 19, 2011, at 8:55 AM, KKSMC at aol.com wrote:

> IRISH CONFESSION
>
>
> Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I  have been with a loose woman."
>
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little  Timmy Shaughnessy?"
>
>
> "Yes, Father, it is."
>
> "And, who was the  woman you were with?"
>
> "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to  ruin her  
> reputation."
>
> "Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later,  so you may as  
> well
> tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
>
> "I cannot  say."
>
> "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it  Sheila O'Brien?"
>
> "'m sorry, but I cannot name her."
>
> "Was it  Kathleen Morgan?"
>
> "My lips are sealed."
>
> "Was it Fiona Grogan,  then?"
>
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in  frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy
> Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But  you've sinned, and you must  
> atone. You cannot
> attend church mass for three  months. Be off with you now."
>
> Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend  Sean slides over and  
> whispers,
> "What'd you get?"
>
>
> "Three month's  vacation and five good leads!"
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