Here we go. I just mentioned the scene in Jaws.
Try cleaning up the mess caused by a car battery that tipped over in
the trunk of a car. Now be just clever enough to get a sliver of
Chrome jammed under one fingernail from a rusting bumper. Yowza! Not
only have you got a foreign object in a very painful place, the acid
is making it into a battery to juice up all those offended nerve
endings. If I publicize this trick too widely, Amnesty International
will be after me. That's about a 9.5 on the intense-pain-o-meter.
If you want a long story with blood and gore in it, just ask me about
Dado blades and finger guards on table saws...
Simon (No, they DON'T call me "Lefty")
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