----- Original Message -----
From: "Terry Smith" <terryrs@adelphia.net>
To: <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, November 17, 2005 9:01 PM
Subject: Re: It's a Shame
> > As some of you may be aware I have been a little under the weather for
the
> > past 7 weeks and something very alarming has happened to me during this
> > "time-out", I now have no grease/dirt/grime under my fingernails and
this
> > is a
> > nasty shame, no one deserves such cruel and unusual punishment, it is my
> > duty
> > and my priviledge to have dirty hands/nails at least for 50% of day, no
> > LBC
> > owner should have to be subjected to this humilation, it's not fair.
> > Thanks.
> > "FT"
>
> hmmmm.... I sense an entrepreneural opportunity here! For guys like us
who
> are out of action over the winter or due to an illness, I think the list
> ought to pool resources to do a venture capital business start-up of the
> world's first chain of guy nail parlors, where supermodels mechanically
clip
> our nails, paint them black with POR-15, and rub wheel bearing grease onto
> our hair before sending us in to cook under Lucas sunlamps with our
t-shirts
> and Levis still on so only our necks and arms get sunburnt.
>
> Our motto could be, "We wrench your cars, we wrench your wallets, but we
> don't wrench your back!"
>
> ...wait, maybe it's starting to go wrong already....
>
> Do you think we should only accept Chinese yen?
Initial discussions with Terry Smith has the franchise fees very resonable
and are still available in most areas. IPO of 5 Million shares tentivally
set for Jan 2 with an opening price of $25 - call your friendly broker in
the morning.
Lou Metelko
Auburn, Indiana
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