Well, Ol' Bill wasn't very bright when it came to women, but he could get
his point across...
----- Original Message -----
From: <WRROOPE@aol.com>
To: <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, May 22, 2003 10:33 PM
Subject: beware loose parts
> A couple of weeks ago, my wife got up early in the morning to wash
clothes.
> Our laundry room is in the basement, which is also where our garage is.
Now at
> the bottom of the stairs is a large box of parts, which has been sitting
there
> for way too long but it was still there. And what does she do? She kicks
the
> box and breaks her little toe. Nasty looking. Well, that evening, after
> watching her hobble around all day, I thought it would be a good idea to
take some
> action, if I still wanted to save my parts and lbcs from a woman's wrath.
So
> after some serious thought, here's what I did and it might save some
future
> lbc'er some of the same trouble I created. As you open the door to the
basement I
> put up a sign the says "WARNING BOX AHEAD", after a couple of steps, I put
one
> up that said "LOOK OUT FOR THE BOX" and 3 steps before the box, one that
said
> "THREE STEPS TO THE BOX !" and finally a sign right above the box that
said
> "BOX!!!!!". The next morning I was roused from my warm bed and was told
that I
> would be sleeping with those parts, if she could have carried them.
However
> she did not kick the box again, so the signs work!!!!!!
> Did you all know that Irish setters snore?
>
> bill r
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