Re: Keeping Cool (antifreeze)

[Joe Curry <Spitlist@gte.net>]

Dave Massey wrote:
> 
> Message text written by INTERNET:McGaheyRx@aol.com
> >okay, but if you decide to, be sure to get the thermometer with the
> rounded
> bulb for rectal use - not the narrow pointed bulb, those are for oral use.
> <
> 
> Now, now, Jack, everyone knows the only difference between an oral and an
> anal thermometer is the taste.


That reminds me of a doctor who pulled his fountain pen from his shirt
pocket to write a prescription and discovered instead a rectal
thermometer.  His comment was: "Some ass hole has my fountain pen!"

Joe

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