Just thought some might enjoy this. If not, please change the channel for a
minute...
Doing your part for the USA
>Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
>naked
>woman who is not his wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all
>American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to
>help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
>effort.
>
>All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes
>to
>prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the enemy
>does
>not approve of alcohol, a cold twelve-pack at your side is further proof of
>your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
>
>Notify the FBI of any neighbors who do not participate. Your efforts to
>root
>out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to
>demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward this
>note to other similarly minded patriots.
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