When will they learn eh?
- Graham
> Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I
> looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new
> Jaguar doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to
> her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away
> for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
> halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
>
> As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
> I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out
> of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
> straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
> wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell
> into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big
> Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected
> an important call.
>
> Damn women drivers
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