Subject: HUMOR: NEW EXCUSE FOR SPEEDING
>A new Mercedes owner was out on an Interstate for a nice evening drive.
>The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
>hair and he decided to "open her up."
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>As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and
>blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes,"
>he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100,
>110 and finally 120 with the flashing lights still behind him.
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>"What in the world am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came
>up to him, took his license without a word and examined his car. "I've
>had a tough shift and this is my last pull-over. I don't feel like more
>paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I
>haven't heard before, you can go!"
>
>"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid
>you were trying to give her back!"
>
>"On your way," said the officer.
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