>Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 14:16:26 -0600 (CST)
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>From: Jim Eynon <jimeynon@siu.edu>
>Subject: Southern Illinois neighbors
>
>This is pretty silly.
>
>
>>>> > Two rednecks, Bubba & Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
>>>> couple
>>>> > bottles of Bud. The passenger said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl,
>>>> it's a
>>>> > police
>>>> > roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
>>>> >
>>>> > Don't worry, says Earl. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
>>>> > these
>>>> > beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads and toss the
>>>> > bottles
>>>> > under the seat."
>>>> >
>>>> > "What's that fer?" whined Bubba.
>>>> >
>>>> > "Just let me do the talkin," says Earl.
>>>> >
>>>> > They finished their beers, stuck the label on their head and tossed
>>>> the
>>>> > bottles under the seat. When they reached the roadblock, the
>>>> police
>>>> > pulled
>>>> > them over and asked "you boys been drinkin'?"
>>>> >
>>>> > "No, Sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."
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