Got this on the Tiger list. A good larf for the weekend....
> 30 Ways to Cope With Stress.
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>Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you
>can do at a time.
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>Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
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>Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
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>When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
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>Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
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>Dance naked in front of your pets.
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>Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if
>nothing is wrong.
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>Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
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>Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
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>Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
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>Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
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>Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
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>Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss' wife.
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>Pay your electric bill in pennies.
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>Drive to work in reverse.
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>Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
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>Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
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>Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
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>Polish your car with earwax.
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>Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
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>Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
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>Braid the hairs in each nostril.
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>Write a short story using alphabet soup.
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>Stare at people through tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
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>Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
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>Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
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>Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
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>Fill out every credit card application and magazine subscription you get and
>have them bill you later.
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>Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for
>help.
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>Do your assignments in binary code.
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