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To: "Tiger's Den" <tigers@Autox.Team.Net>,
Subject: Sunbeams on Tape Productions
From: Steve Laifman <Laifman@Flash.Net>
Date: Wed, 01 Jul 1998 14:50:15 +0100
Attention all Sunbeam enthusiasts,

It has generally been reported that a prominent member of our community is
preparing a video on Sunbeam Alpines and Tigers.  This tape
will include current and historic footage, and is reported to be the last word
in cinema photography, with Dolby surround, Wide Screen and THX standards.  It
is rumored that a DVD and a CD will also be produced.

Shares in this Production Company are still available for only $45 each, and
will include an "Owners Copy" of the final product, as well as
production credits on the scrolling screen.

Please hurry and send your money now, to get in on the ground floor of this
great theatrical joint venture.  A major Cable Network has
expressed an interest in distribution and "first showing" rights.  Would be a
featured addition to the Ginzu Knife Infomercials on HSN ("But Wait,....").
World wide distribution is in negotiations.

SEC DISCLOSURE:

Producer: (Uses initials and numbers only, and it's not JB 007)
Director: (Out for bid.  Whoever pays the most can have the job)
Photography: Anyone got a camera?
Featured Vehicle: Steve Laifman's MkI, by authorization of HRM N. Miller, Esq.
Production Start Date: Estimated to be sooner than you might think, and will
continue to be so.
Shares Authorized: 2,000,000
Shares Outstanding: 4,550,125
Shares Retained for Management Incentive: 5,000,000
All profits, after costs, distribution fees, bribes, and lost petty cash, will
be proportionally divided amongst the shareholders as a direct
percentage of the ownership basis of the shares authorized.
SEC Review:  The SEC (Stanley's Escort Service) has not reached a final
conclusion, but things are looking good.  For an additional $45, SEC will
provide a redhead to accompany you for the premier in West Hollywood.  Female
companionship slightly extra.

The Attorney General has opened a "Special Interest" team.  This is interpreted
as a sign of happy interest in this venture.

100%  Guarantee that all profits will be distributed.

Send your money in NOW, before it's all gone.



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