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Re: Ultimate cap

To: tiger technologies <tartanad@ix5.ix.netcom.com>
Subject: Re: Ultimate cap
From: Anita Barrett <anitabrt@mindspring.com>
Date: Fri, 15 May 1998 19:47:56 -0400
At 11:33 AM 5/15/98 -0700, you wrote:
>To All:
>Always at the forefront of automotive technology, Tiger Technologies was
>amazed at the interest on the Internet  on the subject of caps at speed and
>the ways people have found to keep them on their heads while blasting down
>the Interstate.
>
>Now Tiger Technologies has THE answer. Available in limited supply is the
>GPS Tiger Cap. Part # TT109-98. This form fitting cap resembles the "pitch
>bill" cap long popular in Europe. However, hidden in the bill section itself
>is a 525 megahertz transmitter powered by a solar "button" on the top of the
>cap.
>
>Activated at speeds in excess of 45 mph, the GPG Tiger Cap emits an
>inaudible sound and a distress signal should the cap fly off and hit the
>ground. Russian tracking satellite UPSWD10245.66 will then pick up the
>signal and transmit the cap's exact location to the Tiger Technologies'
>command center at Battle Mountain, Colorado. A search and rescue team will
>then locate, retrieve and return the cap to the owner within 12 hours.
>
>The cost of the GPS Tiger Cap is $1,249.99, plus tax and $25.00 S&H. Sorry,
>no CODs. We're standing by the phones to take your order.
>
>Jeff/TT

        Couldn't you find a Lucas GPS and a Lucas satellite.   Need to keep
the Tiger cap pure.
 I was unaware that the Russians were into Tigers other than Siberian.
Jim Barrett Tiger II 351C and others


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