> >> > BUFFALO THEORY
> >> >
> >> > I know all of you have read or heard this wisdom before, but I have
not
> >> > seen anyone explain it as well as Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers.
> >> > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory
> >> > to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went:"Well, ya see Norm, it's
like
> >> > this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo.
> >> And
> >> > when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back
> >> > that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as
a
> >> > whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
> >> > improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."
> >> > "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the
> >> > slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know,
kills
> >> > brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
> >> cells
> >> > first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
> >> brain
> >> > cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
why
> >> you
> >> > always feel smarter after a few beers."
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