Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA ~ Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY ~ We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA ~ I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC ~ Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA ~ Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn ... or Deck the
Halls and Spare No Expense.
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY ~ Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
PARANOIA ~ Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
DEPRESSION ~ Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm,
All is pretty lonely.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE ~ Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ~ On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me (and
then took it all away)
-Lena
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