REDNECK LOGIC
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> Frenchman, an Englishman and a Redneck are captured by a fierce tribe of
> Indians. The chief walks up to them and says, "I have bad news and good
> news. The bad news is you will all die, and we will use your skin to make
> canoes. The good news is you can choose the way you die."
>
> The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." When given the poison, the
> Frenchman shouts, "Viva la France!" and drinks it down.
>
> The Englishman says, "A pistol for me." When given the pistol, the
> Englishman puts the gun to his head and shouts, "God save the queen!" and
> shoots himself in the head.
>
> The Redneck asks for a fork. Puzzled, the chief hands the Redneck a fork,
> and he begins stabbing himself all over his body, his stomach, his sides,
> his chest everywhere. As the blood from the redneck begins gushing out all
> over, the chief is appalled and screams, "What are you doing?"
>
> The Redneck looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe,
> Bubba!".
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