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RE: Engineer Jokes (no LBC)

To: "Brashear, Jack, N" <jnbrashear@GarverInc.com>, Trisha <patricia.sauthoff@Colorado.EDU>, spridgets <spridgets@autox.team.net>, "James H. Nazarian, Ph.D." <microdoc@zoominternet.net>, james <jamesnazarian@netzero.net> l ocal>
Subject: RE: Engineer Jokes (no LBC)
Date: Wed, 5 Jun 2002 12:47:58 -0700 (PDT)
 Well, I am not an engineer but will plead guilty to about 18 of the 20 "Might 
Be's" Listed !
I don't have a slide rule, (threw it away in 1976)
I don't know all of the Monty Python lyrics, themes, scenes, skits etc....   
But I do know where to hear some music from Python !      Right Big G ?
  >
> YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF:
>
> You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
>
> In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
>
> The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your
> questions.
>
> At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
>
> For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm Pilot.
>
> You can quote scenes from any Monte Python movie.
>
> You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting.
>
> You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special
> effects.
>
> You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
>
> You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
>
> You know what http:// stands for.
>
> You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys.
>
> You see a good design, and have to change it.
>
> You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
>
> You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
>
> You window shop at Radio Shack.
>
> Your laptop computer cost more than your car.
>
> Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
>
> You've already calculated how much you make per second.
>
> You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
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