Since I know there are some engineers around here I thought you guys might
like these. :)
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> Engineers
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> Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
> A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
>
> Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
> A: Their personalities.
>
> Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
> A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
>
> Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
> A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year.
>
> Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
> A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the
> wrong way.
>
> YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF:
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> You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
>
> In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
>
> The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your
> questions.
>
> At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
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> For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm Pilot.
>
> You can quote scenes from any Monte Python movie.
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> You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting.
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> You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special
> effects.
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> You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
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> You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
>
> You know what http:// stands for.
>
> You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys.
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> You see a good design, and have to change it.
>
> You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
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> You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
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> You window shop at Radio Shack.
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> Your laptop computer cost more than your car.
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> Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
>
> You've already calculated how much you make per second.
>
> You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
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