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Re: I wouldn't have believed it....

To: b-evans@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Re: I wouldn't have believed it....
From: Valentine <valntine@postoffice.ptd.net>
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 1995 23:38:06 -0400
Cc: spridgets@Autox.Team.Net, healeys@Autox.Team.Net
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Bob,

This may explain the smile every bugeye grill seems to be wearing.....

Kevin


b-evans@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> 
> ...if I had not seen it with my own eyes!
> 
> A little while ago, I was coming down the alley in back of our house.  I
> do this  often, just to make sure there is no trouble, particularly
> since I have one of my Frogeye Sprites sitting there.  The transmission
> is in the car, but no engine, radiator, or other parts in the engine
> compartment.
> 
> As I drove down the alley, I saw a shopping cart piled high with
> someone's belongings sitting next to the Sprite.  Always suspicious, I
> stopped and got out.  What I saw was beyond belief.  There was woman of
> about 30 sitting IN the engine compartment, her skirt pulled up around
> her waist and leaning her back against the crossmember with an arm on
> each wheel arch assembly.  She had her ass shoved up against the
> transmission, inside the casing, and her legs were straddling the
> transmission.  And all the while she was impaled on Austin-Healey Part
> Number 2A2259 (first motion shaft with cone and gear).  With her pumping
> and moaning, she didn't hear me  approach.
> 
> As we had guests from England who were blythely swimming with their
> small children in our swimming pool a few feet away, I was somewhat
> upset. I am afraid that I grabbed a hose and started watering her down
> full blast (probably the first water her body had known in ages).   I am
> afraid that I also raised my voice and made assorted threats.
> 
> It took her a while to get disintangled and crawl out, and she was
> covered with grease.  Well, the parts that I cared to look at were
> covered with grease.
> 
> I am afraid that I was just terribly politically incorrect in my
> treatment of the young woman.  I even gave her shopping cart a shove
> down the alley, closely followed by her vodka bottle.
> 
> I have long know that a couple could engage in Presidential activities
> in a Sprite cockpit (no pun intended). And I have heard of people who
> LOVED their cars.  But this?  It was beyond belief.
> 
> (Well, all of this DOES relate to the marque!)
> 
> Bob

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