Slow day today, so hopefully a post you'll enjoy. If you are easily
offended, please delete and accept my apologies.
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A beautiful young woman was about to jump off the Brooklyn bridge when a
gentleman in a perfectly restored Austin Healey Sprite pulled up and asked
her why she was apparently going to end it all.
"Well," she explained while admiring the British Racing Green paint of the
Healey, "my life is so boring I can see no point in continuing."
"As it happens, I'm on my way to England on the QE2 to retrieve parts for
my sports car collection," said the dashing young man. "Perhaps I could
stow you away on the ship and you can stay with me in my English cottage
and then return to America with me in the fall."
Having never heard anything so exciting and romantic in all her life, the
young lady was instantly smitten, and crawled under a blanket in the
footwell of the Healey to stow away to England.
On board the ship, the young lady stayed stowed away in a lifeboat. Twice
a day the young man brought her food and they would make mad, passionate
love in the lifeboat.
After a few days, a passenger discovered the young woman. What was she
doing in the lifeboat, he asked? "Well," she explained, "I met the most
wonderful man, and I'm stowing away for the voyage to England. And, I must
admit, he is screwing me."
"Is he ever!," exclaimed the passenger. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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