Thought you all might enjoy this. Happy Wednesday!
Larry Macy
78 Midget
Daily Humor:
REAL DMV Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers
received on exams given
by the California Department of
Transportation's driving school
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is
crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars
approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the
gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you
use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were
arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot
faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle
if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive
unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when
passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is
cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing
red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic
problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Administrator/Manager
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104
Voice mail 215 662-2890
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