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Subject: mechanic helper
From: "Richard Stieg" <rstieg@cityofbartlett.org>
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 08:54:01 -0600
> > > Undies are important
> > >
> > > Here's your weekly safety brief.  Be careful what you wear (or don't
> > wear),
> > > when working under your vehicle...especially in public.  From the
Sydney
> > > Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central west couple who
> > drove
> > > their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking
> lot.
> > > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
> car there in the lot.
> > >
> > > The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On
> > > closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the
> > > chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
> > > private parts into glaringly public ones.  Unable to stand the
> > embarrassment
> > > she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and
> > tucked
> > > everything back into place.  On regaining her feet she looked across
the
> > > hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly
by.
> > >
> > > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

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