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RE: [pub] Fw: Irony from the Jag list - urban legends

To: "'spitfires@autox.team.net'" <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Subject: RE: [pub] Fw: Irony from the Jag list - urban legends
From: "Banbury, Terrence" <Terrence.Banbury@dnr.state.oh.us>
Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2000 12:19:42 -0500
I guess those Jag guys will "buy" anything......


I'M ONLY KIDDING!!!!!!   FLAME ME,  AND I WILL JUMP OFF A BUILDING AND KILL
MYSELF WITH A SHOTGUN THAT I LOADED TO HAVE MY FATHER MURDER MY MOTHER, BUT
SHOT ME INSTEAD!!!!

Terry Banbury
Mk III
> ----------
> From:         Jeff McNeal[SMTP:jmcneal@ohms.com]
> Reply To:     Jeff McNeal
> Sent:         Thursday, March 09, 2000 11:40 AM
> To:   Thearthurhsmith@cs.com; spitfires@autox.team.net
> Subject:      Re: [pub] Fw: Irony from the Jag list - urban legends
> 
> 
> I think we have the makings of another "urban legend" here.
> 
> Reminds me of the story of a gal who was getting ready for her visit to
> the
> gynocologist one day.  She was in a hurry and applied some feminine hygene
> spray to freshen up a bit.  The woman became horribly offended when her
> doctor looked down, raised his eyebrows and said to her "Ah, prettied
> yourself up for me today, I see.  How nice"  As the day progressed, the
> woman became increasingly outraged and planned to take some sort of action
> against her OBGYN for what she perceived as his inappropriate remarks,
> which
> had made her feel quite uncomfortable.  As she was weighing her legal
> options later that afternoon, her teen-aged daughter walked into the room
> and said "Mom, have you seen my glitter hair spray?".  As it turns out, in
> her haste to leave for her appointment, her mother had grabbed the wrong
> bottle.
> 
> My apologies if anyone is offended by the "story".  I use my own wife as
> the
> guage for these things.  She thought it was hilarious and blurted out the
> story to her doctor and his staff while undergoing an operation under
> local
> anethesia last year -- before we found out it was an "urban legend".   She
> came out of her fog to find herself surrounded by laughter.  Everyone had
> gathered around to here her tell the story for the second time.
> 
> Cheers,
> 
> Jeff in San Diego
> 
> 

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