I guess those Jag guys will "buy" anything......
I'M ONLY KIDDING!!!!!! FLAME ME, AND I WILL JUMP OFF A BUILDING AND KILL
MYSELF WITH A SHOTGUN THAT I LOADED TO HAVE MY FATHER MURDER MY MOTHER, BUT
SHOT ME INSTEAD!!!!
Terry Banbury
Mk III
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> From: Jeff McNeal[SMTP:jmcneal@ohms.com]
> Reply To: Jeff McNeal
> Sent: Thursday, March 09, 2000 11:40 AM
> To: Thearthurhsmith@cs.com; spitfires@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: [pub] Fw: Irony from the Jag list - urban legends
>
>
> I think we have the makings of another "urban legend" here.
>
> Reminds me of the story of a gal who was getting ready for her visit to
> the
> gynocologist one day. She was in a hurry and applied some feminine hygene
> spray to freshen up a bit. The woman became horribly offended when her
> doctor looked down, raised his eyebrows and said to her "Ah, prettied
> yourself up for me today, I see. How nice" As the day progressed, the
> woman became increasingly outraged and planned to take some sort of action
> against her OBGYN for what she perceived as his inappropriate remarks,
> which
> had made her feel quite uncomfortable. As she was weighing her legal
> options later that afternoon, her teen-aged daughter walked into the room
> and said "Mom, have you seen my glitter hair spray?". As it turns out, in
> her haste to leave for her appointment, her mother had grabbed the wrong
> bottle.
>
> My apologies if anyone is offended by the "story". I use my own wife as
> the
> guage for these things. She thought it was hilarious and blurted out the
> story to her doctor and his staff while undergoing an operation under
> local
> anethesia last year -- before we found out it was an "urban legend". She
> came out of her fog to find herself surrounded by laughter. Everyone had
> gathered around to here her tell the story for the second time.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Jeff in San Diego
>
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