On Wed, 17 Apr 1996, Andy Banta wrote:
> 1) If you plan on having extracurricular marital activity, consider portable
> tools, such as the Delta Contractor's saw and not a Unisaw. It is easier to
> move them if you get caught.
> 2) Always remember where your daughter is working.
I'm afraid I would come up with a different set of morals than those you
came up with. I would conclude:
1) If your wife lets you buy a Unisaw, when a Contractor's saw (the real
one, not the Contractor II) is 95% as good for half the price, she doesn't
deserve to be cheated upon.
2) If you can afford a Unisaw, you should send your daughter off on an
educational trip to France, or to college, or anything besides making her
work the swing shift in a sleazy motel.
3) If you are stupid enough to use your own name and address, and charge
the room to your credit card when you meet a bimbo in a sleazy motel, you
don't deserve a good table saw, let alone a good wife.
Ray "Has a Contractor's Saw, no wife, and damn sure knows enough to sign a
fake name left handed" Gibbons
Ray Gibbons Dept. of Molecular Physiology & Biophysics
Univ. of Vermont College of Medicine, Burlington, VT
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