On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 07:09:43 +0800 George Merryweather
<georgem1@top2.ficnet.net.tw> writes:
>Possible application qualifications for entry into the IOOOF?
George - This REALLY worries me - there are FAR too many that i relate
to !
I was already "kickin n screamin" to avoid the inevitable but some of
these are just too near the mark!!!! - Please God let it have to be ALL
of them!!
>
>> >Possible application questions for IOOOF
>> >
>> > You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
>> into the room.
Yup - in days of yore id have been casting an assumed air of athleticism
-
just recently i didnt even NOTICE (until prompted by a lesser OF) that
three ladies of exquisite proportion had entered the room!
>> > You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
I have - i really have!!
>> > Your best friend is dating someone half their age ..... and
>> isn't breaking any laws.
Well actually not quite half - but shes 18 years younger than him!!
>> > You call Olan Mills before they call you.
Thank God i have no idea who this is yet
>> > You sing along with the elevator music.
Done it in the Supermarket! - "Muzak-Aerosmith!!!" -
>> > You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
No brainer
>> > You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
Y'see i have this friend - who actually does own an MG who has this
terrible problem with his colon...........
>> > You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
>>
When wasnt it?
>> > You answer a question with, "because I said so!"
Only once - but its been done
>> > You send money to PBS.
And watch A+E every night!
>> > You wear black socks with sandals.
This is not an OF thing - i always have - im English!!
>> > You can go bowling without drinking.
And everywhere else!!
some possible additions.....
You switch from wearing Levis to JCPenneys own brand
You fart in an elevator - relieved that it was silent - except the only
one who didnt hear it was you!
You actually believe yourself when you tell your teenage children that:-
a)you never smoked pot
b)you never had sex until you were "in your twenties"
c)you never cheated on a test
d)you never got into rows with YOUR parents
etc
oh dear - im not ready for this!!!!1
mike robson
69 roadster
70 BGT
72 roadster
(and was old enough to drive all of them when they were new!)
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