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Michael
mdboley@hpbs1117.boi.hp.com
>This is from my friend at Los Alamos Labs.
>
>
>From:
>Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 21:01:49 -0500
>To:
>Subject: Labs make news!
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>>News Release: New Element Discovered
>>The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
>>physicists. The element, tentatively named Administratum, has no protons
>>or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However it does have:
>>
>> 1 neutron.
>> 125 assistant neutrons
>> 75 vice-neutrons
>> 111 assistant vice-neutrons >>
>>This gives it an atomic mass of 312. The 312 particles are held together
>>by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles
>>called morons.
>>
>>Since it has no electrons, Administratum is inert. However, it can be
>>detected chemically as it impedes every action with which it comes in
>>contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratum
>>causes one reaction to take four days to complete when it would have
>>normally occurred in less than one second.
>>
>>Administratum has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at
>>which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a
>>reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant
>>vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that atomic mass
>>actually increases after each reorganization.
>>
>>Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratum occurs
>>naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points
>>such as DOE Weapons labs, government agencies, large corporations, and
>>universities and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed,
>>and best maintained buildings.
>>
>>Scientists point out that Administratum is known to be toxic at any level
>>of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it
>>is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how
>>Administratum can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results
>>to date are not promising.
>>
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