You had me fooled, I thought you were going to say back east, where there is
much snow, and the roads are salted down.
-----Original Message-----
From: Toby B <toby@wolfenet.com>
To: a roadster list <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
Date: Friday, October 08, 1999 11:51 AM
Subject: Nasty Airborne Roadster Virus- BEWARE!
>WARNING! WARNING!
>There's a new virus out there that's destroying roadsters left and
>right.
>This virus has two avenues of attack.
> First, it eats your car. Sometimes from the bottom up, sometimes from
>the inside out. With the aid of a sympathetic host of brownish- red
>substance, it converts metal to crumbly goo, and leaves you with no
>floors, rockers, or fender bottoms.
> Secondly, it causes your car to spin out of control. This happens less
>frequently, but is much more dramatic. You'll just be tooling along,
>happy as can be, then, as you drive spiritedly around a corner you've
>taken many times before, your rear end comes out, and you slide sideways
>into the ditch. And WITHOUT all the squealing and screeching normally
>associated with such occurrences.
> The worst part? This virus falls out of the sky! Without warning!
>And you thought COMPUTER viruses were hard to avoid?
> So watch out for them raindrops! <grin>
>Toby
>It's raining in Seattle again, dammit.
>
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