Jim writes:
>>
>>Hey, while we're talking about weird things and self abuse,
>>I have a '76 Jaguar XJS in about 15,000 pieces. Any takers?
>>Good deals can be found here in Tulsa...
>>
>>Rick
>
>Maybe if you got all these parts together in a big pile, you
>could enlist Oral Roberts' help. He could lay his powerful
>right hand on the engine block, and the rest of the car would
>assemble itself around it. Just send in a few bucks as a
>seed faith gift . . .
>
>Jim Beckman att!mtqua!jeb Middletown, NJ
>
We shouldn't tease about Oral (but I love it). Some people
take this BULL S#IT seriously. Besides, he's making some
BIG money!
If all of Oral's seed gifts sprout (germinate is a much too
suggestive word to use here in the Bible belt), we could have
miracles all over the place - LBC's that don't leak oil, Lucas
electrics that operate in binary mode (unlike the usual
tri-state system of off, on & flicker), Stromberg carbs with
thermal chokes that work and paint that doesn't craze into
300 million polygons!
Glory be...
Rick
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