In article <S554.4ca2@clarinet.com>, markl@spuddy.uucp (Mark Liversedge) writes:
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> [Heard on the local radio station here in London (Capital Radio)]
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> Two guys draw up to traffic lights, one in a Mini and the other in
> a Rolls Royce. The guy in the Mini winds down his electric windows,
> not to be outdone the Rolls driver winds his down in reply.
>
> The Mini driver then presses a button to unwind his sun-roof, again
> the Rolls driver does the same.
>
> Next, the Mini driver presses a button which causes a double bed to appear
> in the back of his car! The Rolls driver is gob-smacked and watches in
> disbelief as the Mini drives off from the green light.
>
> Immediately, the Rolls driver goes round to his local garage and asks for
> the insto-bed to be fitted to his car. The mechanic tells him it will
> be very expensive. The Rolls driver insists it is fitted and does not
> care about the cost.
>
> A few weeks later he collects his car with the insto-bed fitted. He spends
> hours driving around looking for the Mini. Eventually, he finds it parked
> in a lay-by. It's windows are all steamed up and the car is rocking.
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> The Rolls pulls up slowly, and he knocks on the window. After a short pause
> the Mini drivers' head pops out.
>
> "What?", says the Mini driver.
>
> "Watch this!", says the Rolls driver.
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> He then depresses the button and smirks proudly as a double bed appears...
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> To which the Mini driver retorts, "You got me out of the shower to
> show me that!?".
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