Try http://www.bellmotorsports.com/ and try rubbing some garlic all over it.
Beside the ghosts, nobody alive would take it either. Then again, the
daisies should have had the same effect! :)
--Navid
Sporting a new helmet too
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-ba-autox@autox.team.net
> [mailto:owner-ba-autox@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of Kelly, Katie
> Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2001 12:43 PM
> To: 'ba-autox@autox.team.net'
> Subject: BELL MOTORSPORTS AND GHOSTS
>
>
> Hello all:
>
> Right now, if you know me and where I live at all, it probably wouldn't
> suprise you at all if I told you that my house is inhabited by a ghost.
> Well, it's true. I've never sensed them myself, but my roommate, a
> transplant from Pleasant Hill (Marin just attracts these people) is
> convinced the house is haunted. I'm not so sure, but I'm not
> ruling anything
> out. I'd rather have a house inhabitited by spirits than
> perverted-stalker-burgler-murderer types, and it does provide some cheap
> entertainment.
>
> So, I consulted a friend's mother-in-law who does some psychic readings on
> the side, and she confirmed that YES, there is an unhappy presence in the
> house.
>
> Oh, just consider the facts, would ya'? The clogged plumbing, a run-away
> cat, the strange noises that sometimes sounds like wind banging
> things into
> the house, the footsteps thinly disguised as our duplex neighbors
> walking up
> and down the stairs, and now, this last final piece of evidence: Katie's
> missing helmet.
>
> It's covered in daisy decals. Have I perhaps left it behind at an
> event? The
> last one I ran with this helmet was a NASA event, but I know I brought it
> home with me. I remember putting it into my car's trunk.
>
> And that's what's so weird! Where did it go?
>
> If I didn't leave it an an autox, only a ghost could take it! You
> don't have
> to be a brain surgeon to figure this one out.
>
> Anyway, if you've seen it, PLEASE let me know, soon. Otherwise,
> does anyone
> know the number of Bell Motorsports in Oakland?* I think I need to make a
> new purchase, and you can bet your bum I'll be smudging a little sage with
> an eagle feather on this one.**
>
> Katie "If I didn't live in Marin, people would just think I'm weird" Kelly
>
> *Very serious request. We have an event coming up.
>
> **Ghost tip: burning sage, a spiritual cleansing agent, and then
> smudging it
> into corners and doorways using an eagle feather is an excellent
> deterant to
> invisible beings. Try it! It'll work in a pinch, says our psychic
> consultant.
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