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Gosh Greg, It is so refreshing to hear you Packer fans tell this joke about Vikings fans after hearing it for the last several years directed towards Bears fans. You guys were a lot quieter in the 8
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN.......... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her
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