> REJECTED SAYINGS FOR MOTEL 6
>
> 15. Because you deserve better than the back-seat of some car.
>
> 14. As seen on COPS.
>
> 13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have
> changed the sheets.
>
> 12. Not just for nooners anymore.
>
> 11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.
>
> 10. You rented the room, now buy the video.
>
> 9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you
> wouldn't have money left over for the hooker.
>
> 8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya.
>
> 7. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your
> secretary there on your salary, pal.
>
> 6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER.
>
> 5. It's Hookerriffic!
>
> 4. Official lodging of the 1999 Florida Marlins.
>
> 3. Blurring the line between stains and avantgarde
> sheet art since 1962.
>
> 2. Cheap and easy, just like your mother.
>
> 1. We put the Ho in Hotel.
>
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