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Re: Are You Preapred?

To: Peter Quizert <peterqz@primenet.com>, admin@triumph.cs.utah.edu,
Subject: Re: Are You Preapred?
From: rae@lexicom.ab.ca (Michael Rae)
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 1995 10:06:53 -0700
At 10:56 PM 11/10/95, Peter Quizert wrote:
>
>
>The Problem:
>
>                Most companies require a pre-employment drug test.
>                If you are seeking employment, on probation, or in
>                the military, you will have to take a drug test.  
>
>Another Problem:
>
>               Eating the wrong breakfast, or using certain over-the-
>                counter pain relievers will falsely identify you as 
>                a drug user.
>
>The Real Problem:
>
>               Public and private employers spend 1.2 billion
>               dollars each year (1992 figures) on drug tests that 
>               are unreliable and inaccurate.  Even hard working
>               employees that do not use drugs are at risk.
>
>
>
>                                 The Solution:
>
>                       ================================ 
>
>
>Know the Facts.
>
>        Know what foods and over the counter medicines are routinely 
>        mistaken for common illegal drugs.  Simply eating a poppy seed 
>        bagel before a drug test can identify you as an opiate user.
>
>        Know how long different illicit drugs can be detected in your 
>        system.  Marijuana can be detected for more than a month if 
>        nothing is done to conceal its use.
>
>        Know the different types of drug tests, especially the ones
>        you are likely to face.  GC/MS tests are almost impossible to 
>        beat, but are seldom used.  The more common EMIT test is 
>        much easier to fool -- if you know how.
>
>Be Prepared!
>
>        Know when the test is coming.  Do not use illicit drugs, or 
>        ingest cross-reactive substances before the test.
>
>        Clean your system of drug metabolites and cross-reactive 
>        substances.
>
>        Drink plenty of water and urinate as often as possible before 
>        the test.  Do NOT give them your first urine of the day!
>
>Use Clean 'n Clear.
>
>
>        Clean 'n Clear is a three phase system designed to Clean out 
>        your body, so you will give Clear urine and Clear the test.
>
>        The unique Clean 'n Clear Package includes:
>
>
>             1.  Simple step-by-step instructions
>
>             2.  All natural blood purifiers
>
>             3.  All natural urine flow stimulators
>
>             4.  Coloring vitamins to put 'yellow' back in your clear urine
>
>             5.  Information you need about drug testing
>
>             6.  A guarantee!
>
>
>This is not a simplistic "tea" or golden seal approach to the problem!  
>This amazing three phase system is guaranteed!
>
>And not just guaranteed ...
>
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>
>
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>     ===================================================================
>
>                      --------------------------------
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>                      --------------------------------
>
>      Be prepared.  Stop worrying now!  You will pass.  We guarantee it!!
>
>             Order your guaranteed Clean 'n Clear package now by 
>             sending $19.95 along with your name and address to:
>
>                              Clean 'n Clear 
>                        2809 East Hamilton Av #121B
>                            Eau Claire, WI 54701
>
>       Most companies require pre-employment drug screens.  You may only 
>       have a few days notice of a drug test.  Be Prepared.  Order Now!
>
>     ===================================================================
>               Sorry, Clean 'n Clear is not legal in Texas, 
>                and will NOT be mailed to Texas addresses.
>
>                       Distributor inquires welcome.
>
>
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