In the time honoured practice of allowing sheep jokes on the Brit lists I
offer up this press release:
PRESS RELEASE:
Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a birth explosion this
coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to cope.
"It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the countryside
closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting bit
more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) has reported that they are
overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to sheep
farming in Wales for good. "It's wonderful. All the women in our village
are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat Welsh munter.
Ob. Content: If it stops raining this weekend I'll start the machinery up.
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