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>> >> > >Would you believe this actually came from the New England Journal
of
> >> > >Medicine?
> >> > >
> >> > >Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good
> for a
> >> > >man's
> >> > >health and can add years to his life, medical experts have
> discovered.
> >> > >According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes
> of
> >> > >staring
> >> > >at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a
> >> > >30-minute
> >> > >aerobics workout," declared Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and
> >> > >fellow
> >> > >researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the
> >> > >startling
> >> > >conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients-half
> of
> >> > >whom
> >> > >were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told
> to
> >> > >refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years,
the
> >> > >chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse
rates,
> >and
> >> > >
> >> > >fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
> >> > >
> >> > >Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
> >> > >circulation,"
> >> > >explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts
> makes
> >> > >men
> >> > >healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a
> few
> >> > >minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We
> >> > >believe
> >> > >that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life
> four
> >> > >to
> >> > >five years."
> >> > >
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If only! Perhaps the heart benefits will add 5 years but the blows to the
head with the frying pan will detract 15!
Dubious Dave
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